ithilienne 2 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Anyone play Portal (the Half-Life 2 mini/bonus/spin-off game)? It's like a first-person puzzler and it was just mindbogglingly FUN. I've not played/watched such an out and out fun game in a long time. Just remember: THE CAKE IS A LIE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ota_retired 6 Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Anyone play Portal (the Half-Life 2 mini/bonus/spin-off game)? It's like a first-person puzzler and it was just mindbogglingly FUN. I've not played/watched such an out and out fun game in a long time. Just remember: THE CAKE IS A LIE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Champagon 0 Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 My little brother just bought the orange box and he says portal is ridiculously awesome Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeffkun34 0 Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Everyone should play this for the best computer voice quotes EVAR! The ending song is hilarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ithilienne 2 Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Take your daughter to work day is a great time to have her tested. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Champagon 0 Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 cake=LIEEEEE *dies* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphyl 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Hahah, the cake is not a lie!!111 XD My brother has been wanting to get that game, and I get to play on his computer if he does!! Woopie~ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pieaholic 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Hahah, the cake is not a lie!!111 XD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphyl 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Hahah, the cake is not a lie!!111 XD Heresy! *pulls out pitchfork and torch* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pieaholic 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Hahah, the cake is not a lie!!111 XD Heresy! *pulls out pitchfork and torch* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mailbox 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Yeah the game is really a must play. The advance stages are really hard and fun. "Sill alive" went in my favorites play list after playing that game. Then I looked up videos on youtube for speed runs. 18mins is the record for one guy on PC. Just look at my avatar pic. Weighted Companion Cube FTW. Game Script: http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/934386/50477 Everything GLaDoS says is hilarious. The cake is a lie. But the pie is real. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphyl 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Yeah the game is really a must play. The advance stages are really hard and fun. "Sill alive" went in my favorites play list after playing that game. Then I looked up videos on youtube for speed runs. 18mins is the record for one guy on PC. Just look at my avatar pic. Weighted Companion Cube FTW. Game Script: http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/934386/50477 Everything GLaDoS says is hilarious. The cake is a lie. But the pie is real. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aresef 113 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
D4rkone 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. =========================== Portal was really a mind game. I Youtube'd after level 15 since I was stuck yea, I cheated, lol. But I did buy the Orange Box. <3333333 TF2. If anyone wants to play, drop me a PM >> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mailbox 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 "The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." "Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NNOO WWAAYY", and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you", that was great." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aresef 113 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 "Who are you? What is that? Oh what's that thing? Hey, you're that lady from the test! What's wrong with your legs? Where are we going? Is that a gun? Who are--YAAAHH!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mailbox 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 ♪♪♪ Are you still there? ♪♪♪ It really did sound like it was singing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PuffyPowerOtaku 0 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 The cake is not a lie!... in a way >.> you do go in an oven... it means... YOUR THE CAKE!! Mwuahahaha*cough* I mean ;; it's a pretty fun game, a bit of a brain puzzler but not too much to make you throw out your hamsters through the window... (okay that was one time...) I recommend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jimm 0 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 (edited) people who have played portal and watched space odyssey might enjoy this. http://xkcd.com/375/ Edited February 6, 2008 by Jimm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ota_retired 6 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 To all those blashpeming about the cake, to you I reveal... THE TRUTH (highlight below for spoiler) THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE I finished the game yesterday, the boss battle was surprisingly easy. And in the endin movie, you see what the cake REALLY is.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mailbox 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 No the cake is a lie... GLaDOS promised you a cake at the end of the test... the test ended and she tried to kill you hence the cake was a lie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jimm 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 but was she really trying to kill you or was it just a test? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pieaholic 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 I declare the cake to be in a state of quantum superposition. In other words, [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mailbox 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 So... The Cake is a Cat? Runner-up response: The Cake is a Pie? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alabaster 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 So... The Cake is a Cat? The only way to tell is to try to eat it, but then you ruin the whole experiment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ithilienne 2 Posted February 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Not to mention you'd be coughing up hairballs for a week or so afterwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shiro420 0 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 The cake is not a lie....YOU ARE THE CAKE (hence that furnace xD) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
meronine 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Maybe Black Mesa~! That was a joke. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mailbox 0 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) ANYWAY this cake is great It's so delicious and Moist. Edited February 12, 2008 by Mailbox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ColonialForces 0 Posted July 2, 2008 Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Portal 2 has been announced, it was confirmed by the Valve Staff in a press conference. Also: My Birthday Cake Also, Necroposteth! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mailbox 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Wow. That is cool. I could go for a piece of that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abubacar 0 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 I thought that the cake was actually real because at the end it shows you that cake? I think it was just before the credits with GLaDOS singing. Anywho yes, portal is amazing, i actually don't think i have ever heard someone say anything bad about it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pieaholic 0 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 (edited) I thought that the cake was actually real because at the end it shows you that cake? I think it was just before the credits with GLaDOS singing. Anywho yes, portal is amazing, i actually don't think i have ever heard someone say anything bad about it... Edited July 16, 2008 by Pieaholic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SecondChild 0 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I thought that the cake was actually real because at the end it shows you that cake? I think it was just before the credits with GLaDOS singing. Anywho yes, portal is amazing, i actually don't think i have ever heard someone say anything bad about it... To contest this point yet again, no in-universe character has seen the cake, so the cake does not exist. The cake at the end is more than likely just something the developers through in as a "good job, here's your cake". Anyway: [GLaDOS]"Hello. We hope you have enjoyed your brief detention in the press event room. The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is pleased to announce the worldwide debut of Portal: Still Alive, a 2008 exclusive for the Xbox 360. Due to the previous tests being solvable, we are currently manufacturing new test chambers for only the most qualified test subjects. Good Luck."[/GLaDOS] Yeah, that's right. More Portal levels for the 360. http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36209.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Champagon 0 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I declare the cake to be in a state of quantum superposition. In other words, [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jkid 0 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I do actually have the game on my PC. Sort of, it's been preloaded via Steam and it just needs to be activated with a purchase. But I won't be able to until this Fall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pieaholic 0 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I declare the cake to be in a state of quantum superposition. In other words, [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SecondChild 0 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I think the quantum cake theory holds water. When those people failed to reach the end of the test chambers, their observation collapsed they wave function and, for them, the cake was a lie. Poor Chell, even though she doesn't know it, for her the cake was not a lie. =0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tstidm1 0 Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Anyone play Portal (the Half-Life 2 mini/bonus/spin-off game)? Just remember: THE CAKE IS A LIE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ithilienne 2 Posted July 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Anyone play Portal (the Half-Life 2 mini/bonus/spin-off game)? Just remember: THE CAKE IS A LIE. Now I know where THe Cake is a Lie comes from. I have had that in my brain for eons that question. I wonder how you can get Portal, since it sounds like an interesting game. If you download Steam (free!), you can purchase and play the game through your PC. It's also available for PC and XBOX 360 at most game stores - in a stand-alone version ($20, worth every penny) or bundled with the Orange Box (which includes a Half Life 2 episode, Team Fortress 2, Peggle Extreme, and one or two other games). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ota_retired 6 Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Anyone play Portal (the Half-Life 2 mini/bonus/spin-off game)? Just remember: THE CAKE IS A LIE. Now I know where THe Cake is a Lie comes from. I have had that in my brain for eons that question. I wonder how you can get Portal, since it sounds like an interesting game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pieaholic 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Anyone play Portal (the Half-Life 2 mini/bonus/spin-off game)? Just remember: THE CAKE IS A LIE. Now I know where THe Cake is a Lie comes from. I have had that in my brain for eons that question. I wonder how you can get Portal, since it sounds like an interesting game. If you download Steam (free!), you can purchase and play the game through your PC. It's also available for PC and XBOX 360 at most game stores - in a stand-alone version ($20, worth every penny) or bundled with the Orange Box (which includes a Half Life 2 episode, Team Fortress 2, Peggle Extreme, and one or two other games). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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